Month: April 2018

#196 reposted 12apr18

Scientifically, the Gold-shirts had an 18% chance to get killed on the USS Enterprise, under Kirk. The infamous Red-Shirts only had a 10% chance of being killed. (https://nerdist.com/star-trek-red-shirts-werent-statistically-the-most-likely-to-die-after-all/)

But the stereotype remains. I think it’s why they switched colours in TNG, the Redshirt union demanded a safer colour. It didn’t work.

#195 Reposted 10apr18

So, with the medical tent selling a hand full of laser swords, to raise money for bandaids etc., at Pennsic: how many lightsabers could be out there?

We failed to take into account that some nerds might bring their own from home. Turns out, that the group from Australia brought a bunch of high quality FX lightsabres with them. So we begin our raid on their camp, and just hear several, much better lightsabres igniting from all directions.

It was a calculated risk… I failed maths twice…

#194 reposted 5apr18

So, way back in issue 183, I recalled the time at Pennsic when we failed to storm a cool pirate ship. Later that next day, one of our friends was telling a story about the bunch of Jedi who took the coll pirate ship. Apparently, there was another group who managed to get their hands on lightsabers. So we decided to raid them, because like how many laser swords could there be in a medieval war?

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#193 reposted 3apr18

Hey, I have a comic. I knew I made this blog for a reason other than hating The Guardian Code. But really, all things should be used for hating The Guardian Code.

When I cut Arwen’s part from the re-issue, I forgot that she becomes important later. Maybe we’ll bring her back if I ever start making more again.

Ok, so after a second viewing (this time sober) I have decided that this show is actually awesome!

The original show absolutely needed context about how the computer world interacted with the User world. We get to see real people working with the computers, and the real computers being fully intelligent without changing how people and computers interact at all.

The new characters are really interesting and unique. The natural leader is CisMan HeteroWhite. He’s joined by Nerd, Sportsball, and of course: Girl. It’s always exciting to see them morph into video game characters and battle waves of mindless drones. Who wants random viral binomes to have speaking parts or personality?

I love the new Megabyte design. Noses are for losers! And the old viral skull paint job never made him more interesting or threatening. Plus, his voice is spot on!

Then, there is episode 10. Oh My User! Bob is back! He looks good! Dot is shiney, and Enzo has those big puppy dog eyes we all remember. Speaking of puppy dogs, Frisket is back! Ans Megabyte is so awesome now that Frisket runs away at the mere mention of his name.

I’m gonna throw out my DVDs of ReBoot classic to make room for the Guardian Code in my collection. This timeless classic will never die, and the video game CGI will never look dated!

Happy April Fool’s Day!

ugh, I almost threw up writing this.