A comic made in 15 minutes to annoy better artists into publishing
Month: May 2018
#210 reposted 31may18
When you forget what the joke was supposed to be, just kick the main character in the nuts. Classic comedy.
#209 reposted 29may18
Ravens are the news feed of Allfather Odin. They travel the nine worlds and bring him all the news he might need. I had a raven following me all through basic training every time we went into the field. I chose to take it as a good sign, even through I’m 90% sure it was waiting for me to become food.
Truth, justice, reasonably priced love, and a hard boiled egg!
A simple piece for the wrist, torcs were a status symbol among iron age Celts. Historically, these were often ornate to the point of being completely impractical.
I have made this one to much more modern sensibilities adding a Celtic flare, rather than the tacky onslaught my ancestors would have preferred.
#208 Reposted 24may18
I think this was supposed to be going somewhere, and then I forgot what it was supposed to be.
#207 reposted 22may18
What do the other characters do when Vindalf isn’t around? Fencer mostly thinks of ways to annoy Vindalf. Elf practices drawing her own (much better) comic.
Favorite plant: Uhhh I like those little cacti, tiger lilies and also venus flytraps
Favorite scent: Either pine, coffee, or cinnamon
Favorite color: Grey
Favorite animal: Frogs!
Tea coffee or hot chocolate: I like all of them but I prefer coffee
Average hours of sleep: 6-7
Dog or cat person: Oh man I love both but if I was forced to pick one I’d have to say dogs
Favorite fictional character: It’s probably Gabriel, but I also adore Obi-Wan and Ahsoka from SW, and Tim Lawrence from Borderlands
Dream trip: Send my ass to Mars please I hate this planet
When was blog created: Like a month ago lmao
Number of followers: Ehh 22 I think
Random fact: I really hate American currency because the coins’ sizes do not reflect value? Like the pennies and nickels are larger than the dimes but worth much less? WHO DECIDED THIS SHIT I HATE IT.
Nickname: rather be called Jay, but no one has given me a nickname since I was a kid (Netter)
Height: … 5.7?? (171 cm)
Orientation: Ace with a dash of Grace
Nationality: Danish (no *sigh*… not the cake)
Favorit fruit: watermelon?
Favorit season: summer!
Favorit scent: horse stable, forrest and the salty, sea air of the danish west coast.
Favorit color: lime green
Favorit animal: can’t choose!! Tigers, horses and peacocks at the top I think.
Tea, coffee or hot chocolate: hot cocoa for sure! Don’t like the other stuff, bvadr!
Average hours of sleep: 6
Dog or cat person: cat
Favorite fictional character: … Gabriel from Supernatural, Hermione, Virgil from Sanders Sides, Zuko and Sokka from ATLA and Lance from Voltron
Dream Trip: Just get enough Money to go wherever the wind blows
When was blog created: I started stalking the site last… November?
Number of followers: 15
Random fact: the only part of Denmark that is connected to the European Continent is Jutland, the rest is made up of small Islands, giving Denmark a large coast line and many places the little mermaid could live.
Fun fact 2# Denmark has been at war with Sweden almost 30 times! Now we only fight each other in sports (in Eurovision we’re brothers man)
The Rules: Answer these 20 Questions then tag 20 people you’d like to know?wow I feel shook that @minshinxx tagged me :00
Name: Sara(it’s not a typo I just don’t have the H in my name :p )
Nickname: I don’t have one
Height: 5” on the dot!
Orientation: Ace/Demiro
Nationality: American
FavoriteFruit: I don’t like fruit >:P
Favorite Season: WINTER
Favorite Plant: Water Lily
Favorite Scent: Vanilla
Favorite Color: Pastel Blue
Favorite Animal: Sugar Gliders
Tea, Coffee, or Hot Chocolate : HOT CHOCOLATE ALWAYS
Average Hours of Sleep: 7-9
Dog or Cat?: I love them both equally!
Favorite Fictional Character(s): Deceit and Logan Sanders, Tony Stark, Dr. Stephan Strange, Lapis Lazuli, Eridan Ampora, Calliope, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Alderheart, Mabel Pines, and Simon Snow.
Dream Trip(s): Canada, Japan, or Ireland!
When the Blog was Created: I’m pretty sure it was April 21! (2018 obviously)
Number of Followers: 190, wow where did you guys come from?
Random Fact: technically we could have already have built flying cars, the only reason why is because with fly cars that would mean laws about flying in a car in the sky, also it would be extremely expensive!
O-oh! The Rules: Answer these 20 questions, then tag 20 followers you’d like to know better!
Name: Leila ❤ Nickname: Kitkat for a while. Nori as the shortened version of a pun. Kitten once. Height: Just over 5′. Orientation: Biromantic Asexual! Nationality: American Favorite Fruit: Raspberries, but blackberries, strawberries, and pomegranates are up there! Favorite Season: Summer! I get to swim finally, and my friends can hang out. Favorite Plant: Plum trees. They’re nice. Favorite Scent: This is weird, but the clothes I get from my friends before I wash them. Also chocolate chip cookies and paprika. Favorite Color: Red of any type, though orange had been growing on me. Favorite Animal: Red-tailed boas or wolves. Heckin cool. Tea, Coffee, or Hot Chocolate: Tea, then hot chocolate, then coffee. Average hours of sleep: 8-10, but not at the right times… Dog or Cat: Dogs are slightly ahead, because my cats are jerks. Favorite Fictional Character(s): John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker, Calliope, Hela, Loki, all of the Sanders Sides, Adrien Agreste, Tsuyu Asui, and of course, Lipsen (KIDDING, Laivan Ferroo). Dream Trip: Alaska or Norway. Maybe Italy? When the Blog Was Created: October 29, 2017, I think. Number of Followers: 29 (19 excluding bots the known bots and 15 visable) and I love each and every one. That isn’t a bot. I should really block those. Random Fact: Spiders have 48 fucking knees. 48. I love them.
The Rules: Answer these 20 Questions then tag 20 people you’d like to know better. Yay, tumblr shenanigans!
Name: Mike
Nickname: Vindalf
Height: 6′ ish
Orientation: cis-het-male: the least creative one.
Nationality: Canadian
FavoriteFruit: Apple
Favorite Season: winter
Favorite Plant: the ones you can eat? Potato?
Favorite Scent: cooked potato
Favorite Color: red
Favorite Animal: cat
Tea, Coffee, or Hot Chocolate : Coffee lets me pretend to be nice to people.
Average Hours of Sleep: not enough
Dog or Cat?: Roomba with fake-fur on it.
Favorite Fictional Character(s): Carmen Sandiego, Dot Matrix, AndrAIa Matrix, Mouse, Enzo Matrix, Hexadecimal, Worf: Son of Mogh,
Dream Trip(s): Go back to Pennsic
When the Blog was Created: 2017, only 11 years after I started the comic and some time after my website went kaput.
Number of Followers: 498.. what? It was 500 yesterday! Where did those traitors go?
Random Fact: The word Lieutenant comes from the guy a feudal lord would speak to in lieu of his tenant. For example, if a Lord wanted to speak to a Knight on his land, and the Knight was not available, the Knight’s lieu tenant would step in.
500 followers! WOOT! When I drew this one, I had 495 followers, and then one very cool animator started following me on twitter.
Having a celebrity following my twitter was both “ OMG, Sempai noticed me!” and “OMG, I can’t let him see this crap!” I better start learning how to draw…
#206 Reposted 17may18
I have no idea how I managed to draw this.
#205 Reposted 15may18
Carrying another helmet would ruin the disguise, but walking into a northern camp with the wrong colour of duct tape on your helmet can be dangerous.
For those who missed the earlier issues: At the Pennsic War, each side wears either red or blue tape on their helmets to show which team they’re on. My team has traditionally been red.
When Vindalf is really mad, he swears in Dwarven.
Much later, I decide that the helmet Vindalf is currently wearing has a back story.
Follow and enable notifications so you don’t miss issue 270 when the helmet’s story is explained!