#204 Reposted 10may18
In WW2, at least two prisoners escaped from maximum security POW camps by doing exactly this. They secretly made German officer uniforms and walked out the front door. There was one sentry who tried to ask for ID, but they just yelled at him for not saluting. Bluff check: Natural 20.
#203 Reposted 8may18
I wish I was that coordinated. Wait, how is he moving exactly? Best not to think too hard about which hand goes where.
“Bugerit millennium hand and shrimp” is, of course, a reference to Foul Old Ron from the Discworld series.
#202 reposted 03may18
I don’t think that sneaking should really be accompanied by yelling at your party not to follow. But I always do, because I am terrible at sneaking.
At Basic, they gave me the “light” machine gun and radio, and told me to sneak up to the target. This is about what it sounded like: https://youtu.be/PrQQZuLru9s?t=32s
#201 reposted 1may18
Hey, why aren’t the arrows on fire? All fantasy arrows have to be on fire, if you believe movies.
The best moment in movie battle history was in “Timeline”. The enemy *doesn’t* set their arrows on fire! The use of these “Night Arrows” is clearly cheating, and everyone is offended!
The Adventures of Vindalf 