In today’s game, the party was fighting a Frankenstein (ogre zombie stats). The monster would take a hit an yell something Frankenstein-esque like “Aarrgh, spears bad!”

When the dwarf took a good hit from the Frankenstein, she taunted him: “My Grandma hits harder than that, and she’s dead!”

Frankenstein: “So am I!”

Dwarf: “At least Grandma isn’t still moving around.”

Frankenstein: “rrrRRR, GRANDMA LAZY!”

Dwarf: “MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A SAINT!”

And all the commotion alerted the Dracula in the other room.