#285- France: The Kid

#285 reposted 7nov19

I frequently will go gaps without posting due to job and other annoyances.

That’s the same kid giving all the clues. He just follows Vindalf around from country to country selling info. How? Why? These are the world building details I can’t be bothered with. Suffice to say that this universe often works on Looney-Tunes physics. In this case, Vindalf was too quick on the uptake and “The Kid” didn’t even have time to change.

D&D Banter of the day

In today’s game, the party was fighting a Frankenstein (ogre zombie stats). The monster would take a hit an yell something Frankenstein-esque like “Aarrgh, spears bad!”

When the dwarf took a good hit from the Frankenstein, she taunted him: “My Grandma hits harder than that, and she’s dead!”

Frankenstein: “So am I!”

Dwarf: “At least Grandma isn’t still moving around.”

Frankenstein: “rrrRRR, GRANDMA LAZY!”

Dwarf: “MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A SAINT!”

And all the commotion alerted the Dracula in the other room.