comedy – Page 5 – The Adventures of Vindalf

#233 reposted 16jul18

Remember Fritz Von Walmart from issue 133? This is his evil grandson. He’s not a dwarf, just short. I was going to make that more of a thing… then I forgot.

#229 reposted 12jul18

Seinar Fleet Systems’ Tie Defender is the best ship ever built. I first flew one in the game Tie Fighter ‘95 for windows. At the time, Dad was really in to flight simulators, so we had a joystick with all the buttons! Faster than an A-wing, and hits harder than a Y-wing, with hyper drive and shields. I was super happy to find out that my baby is cannon again.

One of my ex girlfriends was really offended when I mentioned I would choose a Tie Defender over her. My wife understands.

#228 reposted 10jul18

I don’t think we were ever quite that mean to the non-nerds at my school, but they really didn’t fit in.

#219 Reposted 26jun18

I’m terrible at writing endings.

#217 reposted 21jun18

Happy Solstice everybody!

#216 reposted 19jun18

We never did find out where his pants went. I assume he found them before Pennsic was over.

#213 reposted 7jun18

there should be another line there defining where the panels of this comic are. I somehow missed it the first time around. I could have fixed it now, but decided it was too much effort.

Bonus: 212! This one made a lot more sense in December when the first run was being posted. At the time, I worked at Casa Loma, and we had this massive Christmas tree. Every year, it took six guys two days to construct. Down to a day and a half once I applied my laziness to finding better ways of working. Tree-up ad tree-down were some of my favourite days of the year, when we got danger pay in the form of General Tao chicken.

#211 reposted 5jun18

Mr. Miagi says that the crane technique has no defence. But it looks like a simple kick to me. Maybe it only works for main characters?

#210 reposted 31may18

When you forget what the joke was supposed to be, just kick the main character in the nuts. Classic comedy.

#209 reposted 29may18

Ravens are the news feed of Allfather Odin. They travel the nine worlds and bring him all the news he might need. I had a raven following me all through basic training every time we went into the field. I chose to take it as a good sign, even through I’m 90% sure it was waiting for me to become food.