Dungeons and Dragons and Logistics

I’ve again fallen into the trap of trying to make a dungeon that makes sense. Like, where do the denizens of this place sleep and eat? How does the fresh water get in and the waste get out?

I have the kitchens, bedrooms and latrines added to the map now. The next big question is: What do the inhabitants actually do all day? I guess they spend several hours farming and doing chores… and then what?

Now I need to put in some kind of entertainment. So what percentage of the denizens are employed just to entertain the others? There must be an auditorium and/or a library?

Yes, I could just throw in a few monsters and a treasure chest, but that would leave me with too many questions!

The players live in a castle, employed by a more senior adventuring party. That castle has a whole character sheet of its own. I included the income from the surrounding lands, and the industry of the castle workshops vs the expenses of paying castle staff and maintenance. I worked out the income of the castle owners over the last several years; and used that to finance a campaign against the knight up river.

The army also had a stat sheet tracking supplies and how to move them to the front.

I showed it all to my friend who also DMs games. He was horrified.

#199 Reposted 24apr18

This is why *I* drive places. I’m so used to driving that I get car-sick as a passenger . I think something and the car doesn’t do it, it hurts. Also, most of my friends don’t drive at all, so I am the only choice for pilot.

That map is my attempt to draw the Kingdom of Ealdormere in the Society for Creative Anachronism. Vindalf’s world is highly inconsistent being both medieval-fantasy and modern. The geography tends to change based on what I can draw.

Next issue is #200, and a special guest comic from @lledra. Make sure to follow and enable notifications to see that!

That puts us half way through my reserves. I really should start working on new ones…

And yes, I see the typo, but I’m not about to fix it after 12 years. It’s traditional now.

#192 reposted 29mar18

Arwen’s return would be a much bigger thing if I hadn’t cut her from the re-issue. Her original appearance just wasn’t that funny years later. In short, they met last war, were a thing for like two issues and then she left to join the Navy. Now she’s in colour and everything!