Tag: star wars
The Adventures of Vindalf #70
The Doctor explains the Evil Empire’s tactics
Boba Tea
Getting my fandoms mixed up.

#229 reposted 12jul18
Seinar Fleet Systems’ Tie Defender is the best ship ever built. I first flew one in the game Tie Fighter ‘95 for windows. At the time, Dad was really in to flight simulators, so we had a joystick with all the buttons! Faster than an A-wing, and hits harder than a Y-wing, with hyper drive and shields. I was super happy to find out that my baby is cannon again.
One of my ex girlfriends was really offended when I mentioned I would choose a Tie Defender over her. My wife understands.


#227 reposted 6jul18
Real beauty comes from within, and appreciating that a Tie Defender is the greatest ship ever built.
BONUS: 224
Skipping a few that just don’t work as jokes in this decade, or in july.

#197 reposted 17apr18
Samuel L Jackson when, playing Mace Windu, wanted a purple lightsaber. Fans have spent ages trying to ascribe meaning to the colours of the sabres and what does it mean to have only one purple?
It means you can instantly see Mr. Jackson in any of the wide shots when his weapon is lit.

#195 Reposted 10apr18
So, with the medical tent selling a hand full of laser swords, to raise money for bandaids etc., at Pennsic: how many lightsabers could be out there?
We failed to take into account that some nerds might bring their own from home. Turns out, that the group from Australia brought a bunch of high quality FX lightsabres with them. So we begin our raid on their camp, and just hear several, much better lightsabres igniting from all directions.
It was a calculated risk… I failed maths twice…

#91 Possibly one of my all-time best. I do this version if I ever have a chance to karaoke.

