stupid comic – Page 6 – The Adventures of Vindalf

#230 Reposted 17JUL18

And that is why I don’t have a suit of riveted mail. Historically there was some kind of device to make the process easier, but many of these inventions are lost to time. Modern machines just don’t do it right.

#229 reposted 12jul18

Seinar Fleet Systems’ Tie Defender is the best ship ever built. I first flew one in the game Tie Fighter ‘95 for windows. At the time, Dad was really in to flight simulators, so we had a joystick with all the buttons! Faster than an A-wing, and hits harder than a Y-wing, with hyper drive and shields. I was super happy to find out that my baby is cannon again.

One of my ex girlfriends was really offended when I mentioned I would choose a Tie Defender over her. My wife understands.

#228 reposted 10jul18

I don’t think we were ever quite that mean to the non-nerds at my school, but they really didn’t fit in.

#227 reposted 6jul18

Real beauty comes from within, and appreciating that a Tie Defender is the greatest ship ever built.

BONUS: 224

Skipping a few that just don’t work as jokes in this decade, or in july.

#223 reposted 3jul18

I miss doing collaborations with @lledra-art. The joke was supposed to be that I used the mouse to draw, and she would use the tablet to draw Elf- next to a mouse. The really unfair thing is that while she did have the functioning wacom tablet, she decided to draw herself using the mouse anyway.

#222 reposted 28jun18

It’s really sad how much tech I had available to me to produce this. Living with a couple of trained animators, we had the fancy (for the time) drawing tablet, and adobe photoshop. Incrementally, they would show me what the buttons did to add colour, or layers, or different sized brushes.

BONUS: 221 The original run of this comic saw these released at Christmas. I’ll save 220 for when it’s actually Christmas this time.

#219 Reposted 26jun18

I’m terrible at writing endings.

#217 reposted 21jun18

Happy Solstice everybody!

#216 reposted 19jun18

We never did find out where his pants went. I assume he found them before Pennsic was over.

#215 reposted 14jun18

Engineers build bridges, but Combat Engineers are different. They’re like anti-engineers who can take apart anything, usually at high velocity in all directions. And they’re crazy. Like, they looked at all the crap infantry have to carry around and decided “I want to add more heavy gear to that!”