Tag: viking

PSA from a cranky dwarf

Vivi

This is Vivi. She still has a very small immune system. It’s she gets sick with covid19 she might die.

Vindalf

This is Vindalf. He’s a cranky dwarf who likes to collect and study sharp things. If someone gets his baby sick, that person will almost certainly die.

Social distancing: the life you save might be your own.

Note to RCMP: this is hyperbole and does not constitute a threat to any individual.

#209 reposted 29may18

Ravens are the news feed of Allfather Odin. They travel the nine worlds and bring him all the news he might need. I had a raven following me all through basic training every time we went into the field. I chose to take it as a good sign, even through I’m 90% sure it was waiting for me to become food.

#155 Reposted 12dec17

Vindalf’s Berserker rage is the fanciest special effects I had ever tried. Also, probably not what real Berserkir did back in the day. Fighting like a mad beast high on mushrooms isn’t a good plan for victory. Fighting like some sort of norse shaolin monk, blessed by Odin is a good idea. Unfortunately, unless The Doctor would like to lend his TARDIS to some lucky historians, we will never be entirely sure what they did.

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