#234 reposted 1aug18
I used to drive a Ford Taurus, so it’s an ox. Get it? That’s comedy! The worst part of Canadian winters is when you get that thin layer of ice on the car. The one that’s too thick to defrost and too think for the scraper to get any bite into. And, of course, I can’t keep the car in a garage because then were would all my spare tires and half-completed projects live?
Today is 30c and I am melting.
#233 reposted 16jul18
Remember Fritz Von Walmart from issue 133? This is his evil grandson. He’s not a dwarf, just short. I was going to make that more of a thing… then I forgot.
#231 reposted 20jul18
Oh no! Looks like I found another actual plot! very loosely based on the castle I used to work at, with special guest star: the ghost of they man who built it.
#230 Reposted 17JUL18
And that is why I don’t have a suit of riveted mail. Historically there was some kind of device to make the process easier, but many of these inventions are lost to time. Modern machines just don’t do it right.
#229 reposted 12jul18
Seinar Fleet Systems’ Tie Defender is the best ship ever built. I first flew one in the game Tie Fighter ‘95 for windows. At the time, Dad was really in to flight simulators, so we had a joystick with all the buttons! Faster than an A-wing, and hits harder than a Y-wing, with hyper drive and shields. I was super happy to find out that my baby is cannon again.
One of my ex girlfriends was really offended when I mentioned I would choose a Tie Defender over her. My wife understands.
#228 reposted 10jul18
I don’t think we were ever quite that mean to the non-nerds at my school, but they really didn’t fit in.
#227 reposted 6jul18
Real beauty comes from within, and appreciating that a Tie Defender is the greatest ship ever built.
BONUS: 224
Skipping a few that just don’t work as jokes in this decade, or in july.
#223 reposted 3jul18
I miss doing collaborations with @lledra-art. The joke was supposed to be that I used the mouse to draw, and she would use the tablet to draw Elf- next to a mouse. The really unfair thing is that while she did have the functioning wacom tablet, she decided to draw herself using the mouse anyway.
#222 reposted 28jun18
It’s really sad how much tech I had available to me to produce this. Living with a couple of trained animators, we had the fancy (for the time) drawing tablet, and adobe photoshop. Incrementally, they would show me what the buttons did to add colour, or layers, or different sized brushes.
BONUS: 221 The original run of this comic saw these released at Christmas. I’ll save 220 for when it’s actually Christmas this time.
#219 Reposted 26jun18
I’m terrible at writing endings.
The Adventures of Vindalf 