I’d like to say a special hello to that one person in Peru who read my comic.
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#173 reposted 25jan18
I would have made it out to a lot more armoured fighting practices if we could spend more time in the temperature range where it’s cold enough to survive the helmet, but warm enough not to snow.
Begin Spam:
I have an Etsy show now! You can buy the jewellery and things that I make on my own anvil. Right now, I have a few brooches and torcs available, but more items on the way. I would have a few more torcs by now, but the women folk in my family keep calling dibs on them.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Vindalfsanvil
End Spam.
#172 reposted 23jan18
Spiders are terrible and I hate them. The fast little ones in Toronto were bad enough, but out here in Oromocto we get barn spiders. They are massive! They can be mistaken for small crabs! They have HP bars!
I discovered that the monsters lurking outside my windows here are the same species as Charlotte. Charlotte’s web is now a horror movie for me, now I know what she looks like! I have to hunt them with spears and axes, like in Skyrim.
Also: Good News Everyone! You can now buy things from Vindalf again! This time it’s via Etsy. I have a couple of items from my anvil now listed, and more coming once I figure out what is in demand.
#171 resposted 18jan18
It’s nice to have supportive friends in the creative process.
#424 17jan18
I wish this is how it happened!
So, I’m walking to the school to pick up the kid when some trump-headed orc starts backing out of her driveway with ALL the back windows covered in snow. Not like, heavy snow, or that thin sticky ice you can never completely scrape away; just a coating of powder.
About a half-meter past where I was standing, she finally hits the rear wiper blade and sees my glove waving. I come around with a dirty look and comment, “Maybe you should clear your windows BEFORE you back up.”
I don’t remember, or really care what the troll had to say about it.
I continue to the school, so pissed off that I almost walk past it, and end up coming around the other side. Guess who I see in the parking lot? The same ogre-shit driver in the school parking lot. She felt the need to drive all of 300m to the school and STILL HAS HER BACK WINDOWS COVERED IN SNOW.
So, I see this fucker, whom I know to be dangerous, now poised to back out blindly into a parking lot full of children. Luckily for them, I was aware that a parking lot full of children were watching and I need to behave. I decide that as a public service, I will brush the snow off the idiot’s window.
The driver gets out to confront me saying, “You don’t need to touch my vehicle.”
I respond, “You’re not going to hit anyone else today. Brush the snow off your window and comply with the highway traffic act!”
“I didn’t hit anyone…”
“BRUSH THE SNOW OFF YOUR WINDOW. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HIT ANYONE ELSE TODAY!”
The Trump-ing bitch got back in her car. Now I know she doesn’t want me to touch her vehicle again, and therefore I brush off her other window.
This was at 14h15. The time is now 20h30 and I am still pissed off, enough to draw a new comic about it! I had to call in a mental health day to work because I am in no state to provide customer service. I was still shaking when I e-mailed the boss, so hopefully the typos are minimal.
Maybe I should start carrying my axe, and do like Vindalf?
#169 Reposted 16jan18
What happened to #168? It was garbage and not at all funny. 169 is about garbage, and can be slightly funny to the right sort of mentally damaged person. Things start to pick up again in a few issues.
#167 reposted 12jan18
I guess I was watching Naruto about this time? This is just more filler before I had another idea. At this time 167 issues in, Fencer and Elf had still not published their comics, so I had to keep going.
165 and 166 reposted 9jan18
And after the evil robot and Shakespeare’s brain-in-a-jar were defeated, I totally ran out of ideas. I get more inspiration around issue 173 or so. In the mean time, we’ll skip the real junk and post the less terrible filler.
#163 reposted 4dec18
In places like Skyrim, common folk live in fear of some hero who needs just a little more xp to level up. I’m not sure how exactly experience points work. We know you earn them to level up, and some wizards can spend them to enchant items. Can you, like, trade them? That might be an interesting aspect of a D&D game if you can trade your XP, or buy more. I think Fable did that.
#162 reposted 2jan18
In most fantasy stories, the hero always gets the girl at the end. Aragorn marries Arwen, Samwise marries Rossie, Gimli marries Legolas…
But not Vindalf. If Vindalf ever actually gets a girlfriend then a main point of his character will be lost. He’d have to get a real job and move out of his parent’s basement too.
I suspect the Valkyrie wear something like pants under their skirts. It would get mighty cold flying around Scandinavia with a draft.
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